Saruman's 12 Days of Christmas

On the First day of Christmas, the Dark Lord sent to
me
A great black tower of doom.

On the Second day of Christmas, the Dark Lord sent to
me
Two seeing stones
And a great black tower of doom.

On the Third day of Christmas, the Dark Lord sent to
me
Three magic staves
Two seeing stones
And a great black tower of doom.

On the Fourth day of Christmas, the Dark Lord sent to
me
Four breeding pits
Three magic staves
Two seeing stones
And a great black tower of doom.

On the Fifth day of Christmas, the Dark Lord sent to
me
FIVE RINGS OF POWER
Four breeding pits
Three magic staves
Two seeing stones
And a great black tower of doom.

On the Sixth day of Christmas, the Dark Lord sent to
me
Six Trolls a smashing
FIVE RINGS OF POWER
Four breeding pits
Three magic staves
Two seeing stones
And a great black tower of doom.

On the Seventh day of Christmas, the Dark Lord sent to
me
Seven Orcs a fighting
Six Trolls a smashing
FIVE RINGS OF POWER
Four breeding pits
Three magic staves
Two seeing stones
And a great black tower of doom.

On the Eighth day of Christmas, the Dark Lord sent to
me
Eight Men a raiding
Seven Orcs a fighting
Six Trolls a smashing
FIVE RINGS OF POWER
Four breeding pits
Three magic staves
Two seeing stones
And a great black tower of doom.

On the Ninth day of Christmas, the Dark Lord sent to
me
Nine Ringwraiths searching
Eight Men a raiding
Seven Orcs a fighting
Six Trolls a smashing
FIVE RINGS OF POWER
Four breeding pits
Three magic staves
Two seeing stones
And a great black tower of doom.

On the Tenth day of Christmas, the Dark Lord sent to
me
Ten Uruks slaying
Nine Ringwraiths searching
Eight Men a raiding
Seven Orcs a fighting
Six Trolls a smashing
FIVE RINGS OF POWER
Four breeding pits
Three magic staves
Two seeing stones
And a great black tower of doom.

On the Eleventh day of Christmas, the Dark Lord sent
to me
Eleven Goblins running
Ten Uruks slaying
Nine Ringwraiths searching
Eight Men a raiding
Seven Orcs a fighting
Six Trolls a smashing
FIVE RINGS OF POWER
Four breeding pits
Three magic staves
Two seeing stones
And a great black tower of doom.

On the Twelth day of Christmas, the Dark Lord sent to
me
Twelve Balrogs haunting
Eleven Goblins running
Ten Uruks slaying
Nine Ringwraiths searching
Eight Men a raiding
Seven Orcs a fighting
Six Trolls a smashing
FIVE RINGS OF POWER
Four breeding pits
Three magic staves
Two seeing stones

... And a great black tower of doom.



Haha! A nice way to greet a fellow Tolkienite this Christmas!